I can’t relate to 99% of humanity.
i just want to cuddle and kiss and touch yo’ butt
GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME SERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIEDWHAT DO I DO?
Fine, I’ll accept my fate.I’ll save you Mailbox!
OH SHIT A DALEK
I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.
An anon asked what the Spider-Man post was…
- —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
- —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
- —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
- —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
- —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
- —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
You are literal trash if you ever call someones vagina ugly. Any vagina looks better than your crusty ass white boy face. Every vag looks different. Different colors different shapes and sizes, unlike the only time you see them, in porn. Where they’re edited until there isn’t even a clit because who cares about people with vaginas getting pleasure. You’re a low life scum and I hope you fucking burn.
OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW